{"id":4278,"date":"2013-12-08T23:01:58","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T04:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/?p=4278"},"modified":"2013-12-13T08:10:09","modified_gmt":"2013-12-13T13:10:09","slug":"cold-its-a-relative-concept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/cold-its-a-relative-concept\/","title":{"rendered":"Cold? It’s a relative concept."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"snow<\/a>
\n65\u00ba
\nArizonans turn on the heat.
\nPeople in Minnesota plant gardens.<\/p>\n

60\u00ba
\nCalifornians shiver uncontrollably.
\nPeople in Minnesota sunbathe.<\/p>\n

50\u00ba
\nItalian & English cars won’t start.
\nPeople in Minnesota drive with the windows down..<\/p>\n

40\u00ba
\nGeorgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
\nPeople in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.<\/p>\n

35\u00ba
\nNew York landlords finally turn up the heat.
\nPeople in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.<\/p>\n

20\u00ba
\nPeople in Miami all die.
\nMinnesotans close their windows.<\/p>\n

0\u00ba
\nCalifornians fly away to Mexico.
\nPeople in Minnesota get out their winter coats.<\/p>\n

10\u00ba below zero:
\nHollywood disintegrates.
\nThe Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.<\/p>\n

20\u00ba below zero:
\nWashington DC runs out of hot air. (Not really!).
\nPeople in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.<\/p>\n

30\u00ba below zero:
\nSanta Claus abandons the North Pole.
\nMinnesotans get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.<\/p>\n

40\u00ba below zero:
\nALL atomic motion stops.
\nPeople in Minnesota start saying…”Cold enough for ya?”<\/p>\n

50\u00ba below zero:
\nHell freezes over.
\nMinnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.<\/p>\n

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65\u00ba Arizonans turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens. 60\u00ba Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe. 50\u00ba Italian & English cars won’t start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.. 40\u00ba Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt. 35\u00ba New York landlords … <\/p>\n

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