{"id":5417,"date":"2014-06-22T20:13:50","date_gmt":"2014-06-23T01:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/?p=5417"},"modified":"2014-06-22T20:13:54","modified_gmt":"2014-06-23T01:13:54","slug":"the-gulf-wait-a-millenium-and-try-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/the-gulf-wait-a-millenium-and-try-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gulf: wait a millenium and try again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Twitter fans will appreciate Red Monkey&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.coyotethunder.com\/RedMonkey\/archives\/2010\/06\/hoily_whale.html\">fail whale graphic about BP&#8217;s Gulf Oil Spill<\/a>. Its legend reads: <em>The Gulf of Mexico is over capacity. Too many careless corporations! Please wait a millenium and try again.<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/the-gulf-wait-a-millenium-and-try-again\/fail_whalebp\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5419\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/fail_whaleBP.gif\" alt=\"Gulf of Mexico over capacity whale\" width=\"609\" height=\"564\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5419\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twitter fans will appreciate Red Monkey&#8217;s fail whale graphic about BP&#8217;s Gulf Oil Spill. Its legend reads: The Gulf of Mexico is over capacity. Too many careless corporations! Please wait a millenium and try again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":5419,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,13,16],"tags":[1499,1498,102],"class_list":["post-5417","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-all","category-art-culture","category-transformation","tag-fail-whale","tag-gulf-oil-spill","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5417"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5423,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5417\/revisions\/5423"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}