{"id":5444,"date":"2014-07-10T02:39:38","date_gmt":"2014-07-10T07:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/?p=5444"},"modified":"2014-07-10T02:40:58","modified_gmt":"2014-07-10T07:40:58","slug":"trick-jump-roping-sisters-in-rio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/trick-jump-roping-sisters-in-rio\/","title":{"rendered":"Trick jump-roping sisters in Rio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/trick-jump-roping-sisters-in-rio\/screen-shot-2014-07-10-at-1-12-58-am\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5445\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-shot-2014-07-10-at-1.12.58-AM.jpg\" alt=\"soccer ball jump roper\" width=\"420\" height=\"383\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5445\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-shot-2014-07-10-at-1.12.58-AM.jpg 420w, http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-shot-2014-07-10-at-1.12.58-AM-225x205.jpg 225w, http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-shot-2014-07-10-at-1.12.58-AM-300x273.jpg 300w, http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-shot-2014-07-10-at-1.12.58-AM-320x291.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a>These women jump-ropers from Hungary make it look easy to heft a soccer ball while jump-roping. Truth is, I went to school with a bunch of girls who were probably many times more skilled than these ladies, but my schoolmates didn&#8217;t come up with the idea of jump-roping and butt-rope-jumping all over Rio during World Cup season like they did.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, I boycotted the World Cup to protest the <a href=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/brazilian-citizens-are-either-happy-or-removable-liabilities\/\">Brazilian government&#8217;s &#8220;sanitization program&#8221;<\/a> which removed entire communities of poor people and ordered the killing of over 120 street orphans to make the World Cup area nice for tourists.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fsuONX6PNHo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>These women jump-ropers from Hungary make it look easy to heft a soccer ball while jump-roping. Truth is, I went to school with a bunch of girls who were probably many times more skilled than these ladies, but my schoolmates didn&#8217;t come up with the idea of jump-roping and butt-rope-jumping all over Rio during World &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/trick-jump-roping-sisters-in-rio\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trick jump-roping sisters in Rio&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":5445,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13,1028],"tags":[1159,1504,1503,1514,1505],"class_list":["post-5444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-art-culture","category-women","tag-boycott","tag-jump-rope","tag-rio","tag-sanitization","tag-world-cup"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5444"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5467,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5444\/revisions\/5467"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}