{"id":5413,"date":"2014-06-22T20:02:17","date_gmt":"2014-06-23T01:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/?p=5413"},"modified":"2022-12-07T21:59:29","modified_gmt":"2022-12-08T02:59:29","slug":"dont-argue-with-kids-especially-about-whales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/dont-argue-with-kids-especially-about-whales\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t argue with kids, especially about whales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/dont-argue-with-kids-especially-about-whales\/jonah-the-whale\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5414\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Jonah-the-whale.jpg\" alt=\"Jonah and the whale\" width=\"266\" height=\"190\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-5414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Jonah-the-whale.jpg 266w, https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Jonah-the-whale-225x160.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 266px) 100vw, 266px\" \/><\/a>Story <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salemspectator.com\/threads\/never-argue-with-children.24624\/\">circulating<\/a> thru the internet on what happens when you argue with children about whales:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A teacher was doing a lesson on whales and stated that though whales are very large, their throats are very small and it would be impossible to swallow a human. A little girl said &#8220;Jonah was swallowed by a whale.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher told the little girl that it was impossible. There was no way a whale could have swallowed him. So the little girl said &#8220;Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah about it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Annoyed, the teacher says &#8220;What if Jonah went to hell?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The little girl replied, &#8220;Then YOU can ask him.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Story circulating thru the internet on what happens when you argue with children about whales: A teacher was doing a lesson on whales and stated that though whales are very large, their throats are very small and it would be impossible to swallow a human. A little girl said &#8220;Jonah was swallowed by a whale.&#8221; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/dont-argue-with-kids-especially-about-whales\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t argue with kids, especially about whales&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":5414,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,13,492,1913,1422],"tags":[1497,1496,212],"class_list":["post-5413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-all","category-art-culture","category-education","category-environment","category-youth","tag-bible","tag-jonah","tag-kids"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5413"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13351,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5413\/revisions\/13351"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}