{"id":5532,"date":"2014-08-15T16:01:57","date_gmt":"2014-08-15T21:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/?p=5532"},"modified":"2014-08-15T16:02:02","modified_gmt":"2014-08-15T21:02:02","slug":"why-would-they-make-a-heart-out-of-palms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/why-would-they-make-a-heart-out-of-palms\/","title":{"rendered":"Why would they make a heart out of palms?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/why-would-they-make-a-heart-out-of-palms\/hearts-of-palm_can\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5533\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/hearts-of-palm_can.gif\" alt=\"hearts of palm_can\" width=\"588\" height=\"250\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5533\" \/><\/a>When you&#8217;re a kid, certain things just don&#8217;t make sense. One of those for me, were hearts of palm. They tasted OK but I still didn&#8217;t want to eat too many of them. Couldn&#8217;t figure out why anyone would want to replace a good old red-blooded human heart with a heart made out of these things. <\/p>\n<p>It was decades before I would &#8220;get&#8221; that one, but now I can finally enjoy gobbling these bad boys up without feeling I&#8217;m colluding in some kind of Frankenstein experiment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re a kid, certain things just don&#8217;t make sense. One of those for me, were hearts of palm. They tasted OK but I still didn&#8217;t want to eat too many of them. Couldn&#8217;t figure out why anyone would want to replace a good old red-blooded human heart with a heart made out of these &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/why-would-they-make-a-heart-out-of-palms\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Why would they make a heart out of palms?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":5533,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,13,160,424],"tags":[1541,1539,212,1540],"class_list":["post-5532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-all","category-art-culture","category-news-truths","category-team-wei","tag-frankenstein","tag-heart","tag-kids","tag-palm"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5532"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5540,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5532\/revisions\/5540"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}