{"id":7275,"date":"2015-06-20T22:38:39","date_gmt":"2015-06-21T03:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/?p=7275"},"modified":"2015-06-20T22:38:39","modified_gmt":"2015-06-21T03:38:39","slug":"when-you-need-to-keep-your-cool-sing-this-plucky-little-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/when-you-need-to-keep-your-cool-sing-this-plucky-little-song\/","title":{"rendered":"When you need to keep your cool sing this plucky little song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-11.32.59-PM.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-11.32.59-PM-300x230.jpg\" alt=\"ass whooping ducky\" width=\"300\" height=\"230\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-11.32.59-PM-300x230.jpg 300w, https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-11.32.59-PM-225x172.jpg 225w, https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-11.32.59-PM-1024x784.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-content\/uploads\/Screen-Shot-2015-06-20-at-11.32.59-PM.jpg 1186w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>My friend Lucy thinks of this cute little ditty when people are giving her an unjustified hard time  and she&#8217;s about to lose her cool. The cute little ducky singing his whoop-ass ditty makes her laugh instead of roar. Watch and you&#8217;ll see why!<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fGNR5yCIOmw\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Lucy thinks of this cute little ditty when people are giving her an unjustified hard time and she&#8217;s about to lose her cool. The cute little ducky singing his whoop-ass ditty makes her laugh instead of roar. Watch and you&#8217;ll see why!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":28,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[1901,1903,1902],"class_list":["post-7275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-culture","tag-ditty","tag-ducky","tag-whoop"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/28"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7275"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7282,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7275\/revisions\/7282"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thewei.com\/kimi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}