65º
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60º
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50º
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..
40º
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35º
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20º
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close their windows.