65º
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60º
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50º
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..
40º
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35º
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20º
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close their windows.
0º
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
10º below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
20º below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Not really!).
People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
30º below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.
40º below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying…”Cold enough for ya?”
50º below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
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